I've got a custom Continental
Made in 1965
But with a "save the planet" sticker
That makes it kind of hard to drive
I got a big house full of apples
And I'm a big fan of both kinds
I know one can keep the doctor away
And one can sure mess with your mind
It's the best of times
It's the worst of times
Might not change the world
But I'm changing mine
Channel 19 swears
Our best days are behind
But not mine
Oh, not mine
And my toys are made in China
My guitars in Mexico
My frozen food comes from Japan
Give me a dog from Chicago
I need to take myself to Yellowstone
Climb up to that Blue Ridge too
Remind myself of what's beautiful
About the big red, white and blue
It's the best of times
It's the worst of times
Might not change the world
But I'm changing mine
Channel 19 swears
Our best days are behind
But not mine
Not mine
Well, I woke up this morning
I got down on my knees to pray
'Cause my end time is done run out
But my calendar's full of days
It's the best of times
It's the worst of times
Might not change the world
But I'm changing mine
The breaking news reports
Our best days are behind
But not mine, Oh!
Not mine
Oh, not mine
Whoa, not mine
Ha! Ha!
Whoa, not mine
