Similac, my balls are black
I beat my pee-pee till it's black, my balls are black
I go to my friend's house to sleep at night, I try not to pee on myself
Watch out there's cameras on, look at my ballsac
It's not my ballsac, I'm talking about my dick
This shit is so wack, I cannot hold my piss
It's not my ballsac, I'm talking about my dick
This shit is so wack, I'm talking about my fucking dick
I drown myself in piss on my best friend's couch
I try not to pee on myself, and the properties that I am sleeping on
Pee-wa-gon
Mommy, I don't want to go to Billy's!
I go to my friend's house to sleep at night
I try not to pee on myself, and the properties that I am sleeping on
