It could be the absinthe talking...
(I don't think so)
I don't either.
I've gotta find a new place...
A new place to feed...
Gotta be...
Stop everything, something is not feeling right
The planets are not all aligned
I know it, I've felt this before
My evil is thirsting for more
I need a new outlet to feed
What can I do?
I've got an idea; I think I'll just become a priest
Deceiving them with my belief
I'll preach about what life is worth
And cover my sins with the church
My demons can run around free
No one will suspect a thing
I'll show them its okay to lust
A priest is who children can trust
I've found a new outlet to feed
Baptized by the unexpected
Terrorized by the imperfections
Something's not right
The planets are not all aligned
I know it, I've felt this before
My evil is thirsting for more
I need a new outlet to feed
What can I do?
I've got an idea; I think I'll just become a priest
Deceiving them with my belief
I'll preach about what life is worth
And cover my sins with the church
My demons can run around free
No one will suspect a thing
I'll show them its okay to lust
A priest is who children can trust
I've found a new outlet to feed
Baptized by the unexpected
Terrorized by the imperfections
Baptized by the unexpected
Terrorized by the imperfections
Oh my God...
I'm watching TV, I can't...
Oh, what's this WORLD coming to?
I see a priest molesting children...
I see terrorists blowing up buildings...
I see someone in rage, killing Dimebag on stage...
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
I got a kid
Should I send him to Sunday School?
I got a kid
Should I send him to Sunday School?
So you can FUCK HIM?
Oh no, no you ain't gonna fuck him
How 'bout this?
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW who I can trust, in this world
And I'm gonna blow, one time
I'm not that scared
Something is not feeling right
The planets are not all aligned
I know it, I've felt this before
My evil is thirsting for more
I need a new outlet to feed
Baptized by the unexpected
Terrorized by the imperfections
Baptized by the unexpected
Terrorized by the imperfections.
(Marching band music)
Wake up, people, and look at life around you!
