Перевод песни Who Knew - Eminem

(I never knew I)

(I never knew I) Mic check one-two

(I never knew I) Who woulda knew?

(I never knew I) Who'da known?

(I never knew I) Fuck woulda thought?

(I never knew I) Motherfucker comes out

(I never knew I) And sells a couple of million records

(I never knew I) And these motherfuckers hit the ceiling

(I never knew I)

I don't do black music, I don't do white music

I make fight music, for high school kids

I put lives at risk when I drive like this

I put wives at risk with a knife like this (Ahh)

Shit, you probably think I'm in your tape deck now

I'm in the back seat of your truck with duct tape stretched out

Ducked the fuck way down, waiting to straight jump out

Put it over your mouth and grab you by the face, what now?

Oh, you want me to watch my mouth, how?

Take my fucking eyeballs out and turn 'em around

Look, I'll burn your fucking house down, circle around

And hit the hydrant, so you can't put your burning furniture out (Oh my God, oh my God)

I'm sorry there must be a mix-up

You want me to fix up lyrics while the President gets his dick sucked? (Eww)

Fuck that, take drugs, rape sluts

Make fun of gay clubs, men who wear make-up

Get aware, wake up, get a sense of humor

Quit trying to censor music, this is for your kid's amusement (The kids)

But don't blame me when little Eric jumps off of the terrace

You shoulda been watching him, apparently you ain't parents

'Cause I never knew, I knew I would get this big

I never knew I knew I'd affect this kid

I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrist

I never knew I'd get him to hit this bitch

I never knew I knew I would get this big

I never knew I knew I'd affect this kid

I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrist

I never knew I'd get him to hit this bitch

So who's bringing the guns in this country (Hmm?)

I couldn't sneak a plastic pellet gun, through customs over in London

And last week I seen this Schwarzenegger movie

Where he's shooting all sorts of these motherfuckers with a Uzi

I see these three little kids up in the front row

Screaming, "Go," with their seventeen year-old uncle

I'm like, "Guidance?

Ain't they got the same moms and dads who got mad when I asked if they liked violence?"

And told me that my tape taught 'em to swear

What about the make-up you allow your twelve-year-old daughter to wear, hmm?

So tell me that your son doesn't know any cuss words

When his bus driver's screaming at him, fucking him up worse (Go sit the fuck down, you little fucking prick)

And fuck was the first word I ever learned

Up in the third grade, flipping the gym teacher the bird (Look)

So read up, about how I used to get beat up

Peed on, be on free lunch, and change school every three months

My life's like, kinda what my wife's like (What?)

Fucked up, after I beat her fucking ass every night, Ike

So how much easier would life be

If nineteen million motherfuckers grew to be just like me?

'Cause I never knew, I knew I would get this big

I never knew I knew I'd affect this kid

I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrist

I never knew I'd get him to hit this bitch

I never knew I knew I would get this big

I never knew I knew I'd affect this kid

I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrist

I never knew I'd get him to hit this bitch

(I never knew I, knew I'd) have a new house or a new car

A couple years ago, I was more poorer than you are

I don't got that bad of a mouth, do I?

Fuck shit ass bitch cunt, shoopitty-doo-wop (What?)

Skippity-be-bop, a-Christopher Reeve

Sonny Bono, skis, horses, and hitting some trees (Hey)

How many retards'll listen to me

And run up in the school shooting when they're pissed at a teach?

Er, her, him, is it you, is it them?

"Wasn't me, Slim Shady said to do it again"

Damn, how much damage can you do with a pen?

Man I'm just as fucked up as you woulda been

If you woulda been in my shoes, who woulda thought

Slim Shady would be something that you woulda bought?

That woulda made you get a gun and shoot at a cop

I just said it, I ain't know if you'd do it or not

'Cause I never knew, I knew I would get this big

I never knew I knew I'd affect this kid

I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrist

I never knew I'd get him to hit this bitch

I never knew I knew I would get this big

I never knew I knew I'd affect this kid

I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrist

I never knew I'd get him to hit this bitch

How the fuck was I supposed to know?