Перевод песни Underground - Eminem

A lot of people ask me

Where the fuck I've been at the last few years

Shit, I don't know

But I do know, I'm back now

Haha!

Here comes the rain and thunder now

Nowhere to run, to run to now

I've disappeared, don't wonder how

Looking for me, I'm underground

Here comes the rain, and thunder now

Nowhere to run, to run to now

I've disappeared, don't wonder how

Looking for me, I'm underground

Dre, I'm down here, under the ground, dig me up

Broken tibia's, fibula's, yeah fix me up

Sixty sluts, all of 'em dying from asphyxia

After they sip piss through a Christopher Reeve Sippy cup

Dixie cups, toxins, boxes of Oxy Pads

Enough Oxycontin to send a fucking ox to rehab

Whack job in the back in a black stocking cap

Jacking off to a hockey mask and a boxing match

(He can't say that!)

Yes he can, I just did faggot, now guess again

Better text message your next o' kin

Tell 'em shit's about to get extra messy, especially when I flex again

And throw a fucking lesbian in wet cement

So faggoty, faggoty, faggoty, Raggedy Ann an' Andy

No, Raggedy Andy an' Andy. No, it can't be, it can't be

Yes, it can be! The fucking Antichrist is back, Danny

It's Satan in black satin panties

This is Amityville, calamity, goddammit, insanity

Pills, fanny-pack filled with Xanies

Through every nook and cranny, looking for trannies

Milk and cookies spilt on my silk negligée, looky

Razor b-lades with me to make you b-leed

Cases of Maybelline make-up lay on a table of weed

Slim Shady, shit sounds like a fable to me

Till he jumps out the fucking toilet when you're taking a pee

Here comes the rain and thunder now

Nowhere to run, to run to now

I've disappeared, don't wonder how

Looking for me, I'm underground

Here comes the rain and thunder now

Nowhere to run, to run to now

I've disappeared, don't wonder how

Looking for me, I'm underground

Six semen samples, seventeen strands o' hair

Found in the back of a van after the shoot with Vanity Fair

Hannah Montana prepare to elope with a can-opener

And be cut open like cantaloupe on canopy beds

And glad bags, yeah glad to be back

'Cause last year was a tragedy that landed me smack dab in rehab

Fucking doctor, I ain't understand a damn word he said

I planned to relapse the second I walked out of that bitch

Two weeks in Brighton, I ain't enlightened

Biting into a fucking Vicodin like I'm a viking

Oh, lightning is striking it might be a fucking sign I need a psychic-

Evaluation. Fuck Jason, it's Friday the 19th

That means it's just a regular day

And this is the kind of shit I think of regularly

Fucking lesbian, shouldn't have had her legs in the way

Now she's pregnant and gay, missing both legs and begging to stay

Here comes the rain and thunder now

Nowhere to run, to run to now

I've disappeared, don't wonder how

Looking for me, I'm underground

Here comes the rain and thunder now

Nowhere to run, to run to now

I've disappeared, don't wonder how

Looking for me, I'm underground

Tell the critics I'm back and I'm coming to spit it back in abundance

Hit a fag with onions then split a bag of Funions

Mad at me, understandable, cannibal shoot an animal

Out of a cannon and have him catapult at an adult

Captain of a cult with an elite following

To turn Halloween back to a Trick or Treat holiday

Have Micheal Myers looking like a liar

Swipe his powers replace his knife with flowers and a stack of flyers

Hit Jason Voorhees with a forty

Stuck a suppository up his ass and made him tell me a story

Gave Hannibal Lecter a fucking nectarine

And sat him in the fucking fruit and vegetable section and gave him a lecture

Walked up Elm Street with a fucking Wiffle bat drew

Fought Freddy Krueger and Edward Scissorhands too

And came out with a little scratch, ooh

Looking like I got into a fucking pillow fight with a Triple Fat Goose

Insanity, can it be vanity, where's the humanity

In having a twisted fantasy with an arm-and-leg amputee

Straight jacket with a hundred an eight brackets

And a strap that wraps twice around my back, then they latch it

Cut your fucking head off and ask, "Where you headed off to?"

Get it? "Headed off to?" Medic, this headache's awful

This anesthetic's pathetic, so's this diabetic waffle

And this prosthetic arm keeps crushing my hard taco!

Here comes the rain and thunder now

Nowhere to run, to run to now

I've disappeared, don't wonder how

Looking for me? I'm underground

Here comes the rain and thunder now

Nowhere to run, to run to now

I've disappeared, don't wonder how

Looking for me? I'm underground

Rehab Meeting

Random Guy

I had to get sober.

It wasn't a choice, it was, I had to do this.

And now I got 90 days clean.

And uh, that's all I have to share.

Thanks.

Meeting Coordinator

Well thanks for sharing Brian.

There anyone else who'd like to share this evening.

Ken Kaniff

Yeah, I got something to share...

*Singing*

When you walk through the door, you were queer to me (Is he tap dancing?)

So come here baby boy, just come here to me (Uhh why's he taking his clothes off?)

You're a cock boy, everybody wants you (That's gross)

You're gayer, than you would ever claim to

I won't have to rape you

So homie...

Lay down, down down (I'm getting out of here)

Lay down, down down

Lay down, down down (Have a good night)

Lay down, lay down

*Talking*

Uhh, where's everybody going?

This always went over real big in Gay.A.

Ok wait, I got another one...

*Singing*

I just love condoms and lots of cum

*Talking*

No?

Oh, shit.

*Door Close*