Перевод песни So Bad - Eminem

Spoken

Yeah, haha, you feel that baby?

Yeah I feel it too, damn.

You know, I'm so glad we could spend this time together.

See, I'm not as crazy as you thought I was, am I?

I'm the American dream, I'm the definition of white trash balling

I'm right back on 'em with the *rchick-rchick-chicka-chick*

I can't call it, same shit different toilet

Oh ya, got a nice ass darling

Can't wait to get you into my Benz, take you for a spin

What you mean we ain't fucking, you take me for a friend

Lemme tell you the whole story of Shady's origin

You'll be sorry, if you slam my Mercedes door again

Now, it all started with my father

I musta got my pimping genes from him, the way he left my mama

I'm a rolling stone just like him, word to Johnny Drama

Keep my entourage wit me, baby I make a promise

There ain't nobody as bomb as me, I'm calm as the breeze

I'm the bee's knees, his legs and his arms

I'm a superstar girl, I'm ready for you mama

Why you think the only thing I got on is my pajamas

So bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad

I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you've ever had

'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me

And you ain't gonna want to fuck nobody else again

So bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad

I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you've ever had

'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me

And you ain't gonna want to fuck nobody else again

I'm equivalent to a shot of Cuervo, first I kiss your navel

Work my way down, baby you can lay down on the table

But you may want to find something more stable

I told you I ain't foolin from the gate, this ain't the first day of April

But thank you for staying April, I'ma make you

Learn to appreciate me, differentiate me

From these phony little fishy and sissy fake G's

Skip over the huggie bear and all the kissy face please

Initiate phase three, missy now service me

Take another shot of Jager, shake it so nervously

Take your time baby, ooh you're the bomb baby

Ooh you're doing that even better than your mom lady

I told you I'm shady, you didn't listen now did ya

Relax woman, you know that I'm only kidding with ya

Got a twisted sense of humor, it's warped but I didn't hit ya

I think you're finally starting to get the picture, I'm just

So bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad

I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you've ever had

'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me

And you ain't gonna want to fuck nobody else again

So bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad

I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you've ever had

'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me

And you ain't gonna want to fuck nobody else again

*Chicka-chicka*

Call me dynamite, ohh ohh

*Chicka-chicka*

Dynamite, ohh ohh

*Chicka-chicka*

Dynamite, ohh ohh

So

*Chicka-chicka*

Call me dynamite, ohh ohh

*Chicka-chicka*

Dynamite, ohh ohh

*Chicka-chicka*

Dynamite, ohh ohh

So

*Chicka-chicka*

I can hold you in the morning

But in the evening I gotta go

*Chicka-chicka*

'Cause I'm on to the next girl

And the next girl I kinda like, oh oh oh

I got you caught up in the rapture, make you recapture

The feelings you had for your last boyfriend before he slapped ya

You never wanted someone so bad you're sweating

But if I'm what you wanted, why'd you panic when I grabbed ya

Girl don't be so frantic, I'm just a hopeless romantic

Don't try to fight the feeling of something that's so organic

You can't ignore it, so don't, just stand before it

Just drop them panties to the floor, let's get the cam 'cording, damn shortie

I told you this is bound to happen

Soon as you wrote your number on a napkin

I was bound to work a number on your back and throw your spine out of alignment

My love has got you so blinded, you couldn't pick Amy Winehouse out of a lineup

So stop at the store and pick a pint up

Let's get the Pineapple Schnapps going, no one will knock 'cause I'ma hang a sign up

Saying don't disturb, shorty I'm so superb

I say the right things, don't I spit the dopest words

So bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad

I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you've ever had

'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me

And you ain't gonna want to fuck nobody else again

So bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad

I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you've ever had

'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me

And you ain't gonna want to fuck nobody else again

*Chicka-chicka*

Call me dynamite, ohh ohh

*Chicka-chicka*

Dynamite, ohh ohh

*Chicka-chicka*

Dynamite, ohh ohh

So

*Chicka-chicka*

Call me dynamite, ohh ohh

*Chicka-chicka*

Dynamite, ohh ohh

*Chicka-chicka*

Dynamite, ohh ohh

So

*Chicka-chicka*

I can hold you in the morning

But in the evening I gotta go

*Chicka-chicka*

'Cause I'm on to the next girl

And the next girl I kinda like, oh oh oh

So bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad

I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you've ever had

'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me

And you ain't gonna want to fuck nobody else again

Spoken Outro

Ha

Dr. Dre

2010

Lightyears ahead o' you

Haha

Woo!