Перевод песни Rain Man - Eminem

Spoken:

Yeah.

Definitely, definitely, definitely dope.

Definitely, definitely K-Mart.

Yeah, yeah.

Eminem & Dr. Dre :

You find me offensive, I find you offensive for finding me offensive

Hence if I should draw out a line any fences, if so to what extents if

Any should I go, 'cause it's getting expensive

Being on the other side of the court room, on the defensive

They say I cause extensive, psychological nerve damage to the brain

When I go to lengths this far at other people's expenses

I say you're all just too goddamn sensitive

It's censorship and it's downright blasphemous

Let's end this shit now, 'cause I won't stand for this

And Christopher Reeves won't sit for this neither

And let's clear this up too, I ain't got no beef with him either

He used to be like a hero to me, I even believe

I had one of those twenty-five cent stickers on my refrigerator

Right next to Darth Vader and Darth must have put a hex on him for later

I feel like it's my fault, 'cause of the way that

I stuck him off in between him and Lex Luther

I killed Superman I killed Super-man and how ironic

That I'd be the bad guy kryptonite, the green chronic

'Cause I ain't got no legs or no brain

Nice to meet you, hi my name is, I forgot my name

My name was not to become, what I became with this level of fame

My soul is possessed by this devil, my new name is, Rain Man

Now in the bible it says, thou shall not watch two lesbians in bed

Have homosexual sex unless of course you were given the consent to join in

Then of course it's intercourse and it's bisexual sex

Which isn't as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actions

Either before during or after, performing the act of that which

Is normally referred to as such, more commonly known phrases

That are more used by today kids, in a more derogatory way

But who's to say, what's fair to say and what not to say, let's ask Dr. Dre

Dr. Dre (What up?), I got a question if I may (Yeah)

Is it gay, to play putt putt golf with a friend (Yeah)

And watch his butt butt when he tees off (Yeah)

But but, I ain't done yet

In football a quarterback yells out hut hut, while he reaches in another grown man's ass

Grabs on his nuts, but just what if, it was never meant, it was just an accident

But he tripped fell slipped, and his penis went in, his teeny-tiny little round hiney

And he didn't mean it but his little weenie flinched, just a little bit

And I don't need to go into any more details but

What if he pictured it as a female's butt

Is that gay, I just need to clear things up

Till then I'll just walk around with a manly strut because

'Cause I ain't got no legs, or no brain

Nice to meet you, hi my name is, I forgot my name

My name was not to become, what I became with this level of fame

My soul is possessed by this devil, my new name is, Rain Man

You find me offensive, I find you offensive

Shit, this is the same verse, I just did this

When am I gonna come to my good senses

Probably the day Bush comes to my defenses

My spider sense is telling me Spider-Man is nearby

And my plan is to get him next, and open up a whoop ass canister

Goddammit Dre, where's the goddamn beat (Yeah), anyway

Anyway, I don't know how else to put it

This is the only thing that I'm good at

I am the bad guy kryptonite, the green chronic

Demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it

I got it, high-fived Nick Lachey

Stuck a pin in Jessica's head, and walked away

And as she flew around the room like a balloon I

Grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can, and zoom I

Headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch

With a peanut butter jelly chicken tuna sandwich

And I ain't even gotta make no goddamn sense

I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit

'Cause I ain't got no legs, or no brain

Nice to meet you, hi my name is, I forgot my name

My name was not to become, what I became with this level of fame

My soul is possessed by this devil, my new name is, Rain Man

'Cause I-ahh ahh-ahh-ahh

Spoken:

Yo, Rain Man.

Definitely, definitely Dr. Dre, super-dope beat maker, two thousand and...

Two thousand, four hundred and eighty seven million, nine hundred and seventy three thousand four hundred and sixty three...

And seventy. (Yeah)