Перевод песни Medicine Ball - Eminem

Oh my goodness! What have I done?

Oh no! I can't believe it

It's like... I've got the whole world in my palms

And I'm ready to (drop bombs)

Welcome to the Slim Shady mecca, Rebecca

It's the village in New York right next to the Tribeca

It's my sector, homosexual dissector

Come again, rewind selector

I said nice rectum, I had a vasectomy, Hector

So you can't get pregnant if I bisexually wreck ya

Hannibal Lecter in the guy section I bet ya

I tantalize ya and in less than five seconds I get ya

They say once bitten and twice shy well I'm

Next to the guy with nine ecstasy pills and five extra

Boxes of ribbed condoms in quantities why yes sir

I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser

It's my kind of vibe, what else should I try Lester?

Drop kick the bitch before her second trimester

Performed a home abortion with Dexter than I guess I'll

Dig a fetus out with a wire hanger then digest her

I guess it's time for you to hate me again

Let's begin, now hand me the pen

How should I begin it and where does it all end

The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in

I said, I guess it's time for you to hate me again

Let's begin, now hand me the pen

How should I begin it and where does it all end

My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball friends

All my west side bitches throw it up

Put a balloon inside your pussy, queef and blow it up

Man I think that he just fell off the deep end sho' enough

So you better change the station to keep from throwing up

Man you seen it all before you're all too familiar with it

There's a penis on floor and two balls so you know who did it

You know you with it girl don't front oh no you didn't

I won't rape all the The Pussycat Dolls, Nicole you kidding?

I'll pee on Rihanna see man, I do what I wanna

Spray perfume in the sauna room crazy gluing Madonna

To the lazy boy sofa fold her in two and sit on her

Imagine visual for that man who would've thought I

Could ever be such a relentless prick unleashing his vengeance

But the chick so old she looks like she outlived a life sentence

I never meant this rhyme to be so offensive

If you weren't so defensive it wouldn't be, you're so sensitive

I guess it's time for you to hate me again

Let's begin, now hand me the pen

How should I begin it and where does it all end

The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in

I said I guess it's time for you to hate me again

Let's begin, now hand me the pen

How should I begin it and where does it all end

My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends

Put Christopher Reeves on a unicycle with a kickstand

Kick it up and push him and lead him right in the quicksand

Here you need a hand big man? Grab hold of this branch

With both hands but they don't understand I'm just a sick man

Now everybody's pissed at me like it's my fault

His name rhymes with so many different words geez

So one last time Mr. Christopher Reeves

Won't you brake it down for me and just spit the verse please

"Eminem I'm coming to kill you

I always hated you and I still do

You'll never fill my shoes my Superman costume

Doesn't even fit you, they don't feel you

You're taking this shit too far

Who do you think you are?

Hang up my suit up in the armoire

Everyday I hate you more and more

Throw down the cardboard

Let's break dance if you think you're hardcore"

I guess it's time for you to hate me again

Let's begin, now hand me the pen

How should I begin it and where does it all end

The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in

I said I guess it's time for you to hate me again

Let's begin, now hand me the pen

How should I begin it and where does it all end

My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends

The world is mine