Перевод песни Insane - Eminem

I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the head

My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed

Till one night he snuck in and said:

"We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed."

Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?

"After I fuck you in the butt, get some head, bust a nut, get some rest."

The next day my mother said

"I dont know what the fuck's up with this kid!

The bastard wont even eat, nothing he's fed

He just hung himself in the bedroom, he's dead!"

"Debbie, don't let that fucker get you upset

Go in there, stick a fucking cigarette to his neck

I bet you he's faking it, I bet you, I bet

He probably just wants to see how upset you would get

I'll go handle this, of course, unless you object."

"Aw, go fuck his brains out, if any's left in his head!"

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

Under my bed an' up under my faucet

Then you would know I've completely lost it

Is he nuts? No, he's insane!

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

Under my bed an' up under my faucet

Then you would know I've completely lost it

Is he nuts? No, he's insane!

(Did you get 'em?) Nah, fucker tried to bite my face off

I just got fucking chased off with a chainsaw

Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fucking blades off

Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot

Then he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop

Took his eye out, picked it up an' played Ping-Pong

Then he played Ping-Pong with his own ding dong

That motherfucker's got nuts like King Kong

Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn

And he laid all up underneath it with the thing on

Then he took his pants, he took every fucking thing off

Everything except his tanktop and his training bra

Ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac, that's Shady dog

Man, that motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he dog?

Shady dog, what be going through that fucking brain of yours?

Say no more, what the fuck you waiting for? Sing along!

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

Under my bed an' up under my faucet

Then you would know I've completely lost it

Is he nuts? No, he's insane!

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

Under my bed an' up under my faucet

Then you would know I've completely lost it

Is he nuts? No, he's insane!

Don't you know what felch means? (yeah) Well, then tell me

Would you rather get felched or do the felching?

Fuck him in the ass, suck the cum out while you're belching

Burp, belch and go back for a second helping

Can you dig what I'm saying, man? Could you smell me?

I want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me

Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelping

(Shady, what the fuck you saying?) I don't know, help me!

What the fuck's happening, I think I'm fucking melting

Marshall, I just love you boy, I care about your well being

No, dad! I said no! I don't need no help peeing

I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see?

I only get naked when the babysitter tells me

She showed me a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street"

But it was X and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea"

Well, this is called "Ass Rape" and we're shooting the jail scene

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

Under my bed an' up under my faucet

Then you would know I've completely lost it

Is he nuts? No, he's insane!

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

Under my bed an' up under my faucet

Then you would know I've completely lost it

Is he nuts? No, he's insane!