Перевод песни If I Had... - Eminem

Spoken:

Life; by Marshall Mathers.

What is life?

Life is like a big obstacle in front of your optical to slow you down, and every time you think you gotten past it, it's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground.

What are friends?

Friends are people that you think are your friends, but they really your enemies with secret identities and disguises to hide they true colors.

So just when you think you close enough to be brothers, they wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't looking.

What is money?

Money is what makes a man act funny.

Money is the root of all evil.

Money'll make them same friends come back around, swearing that they was always down!

What is life?

I'm tired of life!

I'm tired of backstabbing ass snakes with friendly grins

I'm tired of committing so many sins

Tired of always giving in when this bottle of Henny wins

Tired of never having any ends

Tired of having skinny friends hooked on crack and mini-thins

I'm tired of this DJ playing your shit when he spins

Tired of not having a deal

Tired of having to deal with the bullshit without grabbing the steel

Tired of drowning in my sorrow

Tired of having to borrow a dollar for gas to start my Monte Carlo

I'm tired of motherfuckers spraying shit and darting off

I'm tired of jobs starting off at five fifty an hour

Then this boss wonders why I'm smarting off

I'm tired of being fired every time I fart and cough

Tired of having to work as a gas station clerk

For this jerk breathing down my neck, driving me berserk

I'm tired of using plastic silverware

Tired of working in Building Square, tired of not being a millionaire

But if I had a million dollars

I'd buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics

If I had a magic wand

I'd make the world suck my dick without a condom on while I'm on the john

If I had a million bucks

It wouldn't be enough, 'cause I'd still be out robbing armored trucks

If I had one wish

I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss

I'm tired of being white trash: broke and always poor

Tired of taking pop bottles back to the party store

Tired of not having a phone

Tired of not having a home to have one in if I did have one on

Tired of not driving a BM

Tired of not working at GM, tired of wanting to be him

Tired of not sleeping without a Tylenol PM

Tired of not performing in a packed coliseum

Tired of not being on tour

Tired of fucking the same blonde whore after work in the back of a Contour

I'm tired of faking knots with a stack of ones

Having a lack of funds and resorting back to guns

Tired of being stared at

Tired of wearing the same damn Nike Air hat

Tired of stepping in clubs wearing the same pair of Lugz

Tired of people saying they're tired of hearing me rap about drugs

Tired of other rappers who ain't bringing half the skill as me

Saying they wasn't feeling me on "Nobody's As Ill As Me"

I'm tired of radio stations telling fibs

Tired of JLB saying "Where Hip-Hop Lives"

But if I had a million dollars

I'd buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics

If I had a magic wand

I'd make the world suck my dick without a condom on while I'm on the john

If I had a million bucks

It wouldn't be enough, 'cause I'd still be out robbing armored trucks

If I had one wish

I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss

Spoken:

You know what I'm saying?

I'm tired of all of this bullshit!

Telling me to be positive?

How'm I 'posed to be positive when I don't see shit positive?!

You know what I'm saying?

I rap about shit around me, shit I see, know what I'm saying?

Right now I'm tired of everything!

Tired of all this playa hating that's going on in my own city, can't get no airplay, you know what I'm saying?

But hey, it's cool though, you know what I'm saying?

Just fed up!

That's my word!