Перевод песни Criminal - Eminem

Spoken:

A lot of people ask me, stupid fucking questions.

A lot of people think that, what I say on record, or what I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real life, or that I believe in it.

Or if I say that, I wanna kill somebody that, I'm actually gonna do it, or that I believe in it.

Well shit, if you believe that, then I'll kill you, you know why?

'Cause I'm a criminal

Criminal, you goddamn right

I'm a criminal

Yeah I'm a criminal

My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge

That'll stab you in the head, whether you're a fag or les

Or a homosex-, hermaph- or a trans-a-ves

Pants or dress, "Hate fags?", the answer's yes

Homophobic, nah you're just hetero-phobic

Staring at my jeans, watching my genitals bulging (Ooh!)

That's my motherfucking balls, you better let go of 'em

They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of 'em

Hey it's me Versace, whoops somebody shot me

And I was just checking the mail, get it, checking the 'male' (clicks tongue twice)

How many records you expecting to sell

After your second LP sends you directly to jail

Come on relax guy, I like gay men

Right Ken, give me an amen (AAA-men!)

Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus

Heal this child, help us destroy these demons

Oh, and please send me a brand new car

And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital

Preacher preacher, fifth grade teacher

You can't reach me, my mom can't neither

You can't teach me a goddamn thing

'Cause, I watch TV and Comcast cable

And you ain't able to stop these thoughts

You can't stop me from topping these charts

And you can't stop me from dropping each March

With a brand new CD for these fucking retards (Duh)

And to think, it's just little ole me

Mr. Don't-Give-A-Fuck, still won't leave

I'm a criminal

'Cause every time I write a rhyme, these people think it's a crime to tell 'em what's on my mind

I guess I'm a criminal

But I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird and keep going, I don't take shit from no one

I'm a criminal

'Cause every time I write a rhyme, these people think it's a crime to tell 'em what's on my mind

I guess I'm a criminal

But I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird and keep going, I don't take shit from no one

My mother did drugs, hard liquor cigarettes and speed

The baby came out, disfigured ligaments indeed

It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she

Don't dare make fun of that baby 'cause that baby was me

I'm a criminal, an animal caged who turned crazed

But how the fuck you s'posed to grow up when you weren't raised

So as I got older and I got a lot taller

My dick shrunk smaller, but my balls got larger

I drink malt liquor to fuck you up quicker

Than you'd wanna fuck me up for saying the word

My morals went *thhbbpp* when the president got oral

Sex in his Oval Office on top of his desk

Off of his own employee, now don't ignore me you won't avoid me

You can't miss me, I'm white blonde-haired and my nose is pointy

I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die in plane crashes

And laughs as long as it ain't happen to him

Slim Shady, I'm as crazy as Em-

-inem and Kim combined, *kch* the maniac's in

In place of the doc, because Dre couldn't make it today

He's a little under the weather, so I'm taking his place

(Mm-mm-mmm!) Oh, that's Dre with an AK to his face

Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place

I told you Dre, you should've kept that thing put away

I guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it, eh

I'm a criminal

Spoken by Eminem, Dr. Dre, & (Teller)

Aight look... Uh huh?

Just go up in that motherfucker, get the motherfucking money and get the fuck up outta there. Aight.

I'll be right here waiting on you. Aight.

Yo, Em! What?! Don't kill nobody this time! Aright!

God damn, this motherfucker gets on my fucking nerves.

*Whistling* (Hi!) How you doing?

(How can I help you?) Yeah I need to make a withdrawal.

(Okay.) Put the fucking money in the bag bitch and I won't kill you!

(What? Oh my god, don't kill me!) I'm not gonna kill you bitch, quit looking around.

(Don't kill me, I have two kids at home, don't kill me.) I said I'm not gonna fucking kill you, hurry the fuck up!

*BOOM* Thank you!

Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it

So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it

So I'll be disguised in it

And if anybody identifies the guy in it, I'll hide for five minutes

Come back, shoot the eyewitness

Then fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business

Die bitches, bastards brats pests

This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet

If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts

Tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck *Clucking*

You motherfucking chickens ain't brave enough

To say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut

Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it up

To make you mad, so kiss my white naked ass

And if it's not a rapper that I make it as

I'ma be a fucking rapist in a Jason mask

I'm a criminal

'Cause every time I write a rhyme, these people think it's a crime to tell 'em what's on my mind

I guess I'm a criminal

But I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird and keep going, I don't take shit from no one

I'm a criminal

'Cause every time I write a rhyme, these people think it's a crime to tell 'em what's on my mind

I guess I'm a criminal

But I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird and keep going, I don't take shit from no one

I'm a criminal

'Cause every time I write a rhyme, these people think it's a crime to tell 'em what's on my mind

I guess I'm a criminal

But I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird and keep going, I don't take shit from no one

I'm a criminal

'Cause every time I write a rhyme, these people think it's a crime to tell 'em what's on my mind

I guess I'm a criminal

But I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird and keep going, I don't take shit from no one

I am a criminal