Перевод песни Bagpipes From Baghdad - Eminem

Oh, it's music to my ears

Oh, man!

How can I describe, the way I feel?

Fucking great man

Ok, let me see, how can I begin?

Locked in Mariah's wine cellar all I had for lunch

Was bread wine, more bread wine and Captain Crunch

Red wine for breakfast and for brunch

And to soak it up and in between snack crackers to munch

Mariah whatever happened to us

Why did we have to break up, all I asked for was a glass of punch

You see I never really asked for much, I can't imagine what's

Going through your mind after such

A nasty break up with that Latin hunk

Luis Miguel, Nick Cannon better back the fuck

Up, I'm not playing I want her back, ya punk

This is Hello Kitty bedspread satin funk

Mixed with Egyptian, with a little rap and punk

Zapp and Eric Clapton, Shaft, Frank Zappa, crunk

And yeah baby I want another crack at ya

You can beat me with any spatula that ya want

I mean I really want ya bad, ya cunt

Nick you had your fun, I've come to kick you in your sack of junk

Man, I could use a fresh batch of blood

So prepare your vernacular for Dracula acupuncture

Bagpipes from Baghdad

When will it ever cease? For Pete sakes he's crazy to say the least

Bagpipes from Baghdad

What's going through my mind, half the time when I rhyme while blowing on my

Bagpipes from Baghdad

Somebody turn the vacancy sign on 'cause I'm gone, blowing on my

Bagpipes from Baghdad

I run the streets and act like a madman holding a Glad bag

You can be a permanent fixture in my lyrical mixture

I'm the Miracle Whip trickster, my signature

Sound, when a tube of lipstick's around

I'm bound to put it on in an instant wow

Man, what an ensemble, what an assortment of pharma-

ceuticals this beautiful pill dust in my palm my

Cuticles get residue just from touching the bottle

Never knew I could remind me so much of my mama

I’ll cut ya like Dahmer, pull a butcher knife on ya

The size of a sword, boy I'm like the fucking Red Sonja

Get it stuck in your cornea, nice knowing ya, Norman

You're so fucking annoying drop the shovel boy

You don't know what the fuck you're doing

I ain't playing no fucking more

Nick Cannon ya prick I wish ya luck with the fucking whore

Every minute there's a sucker born

Snuck up on Malachi

Made the motherfucker suck on a shuck of corn

Shuck of, shuck of corn, shuck of corn

Hit Jason in the face with a hockey puck and told him it's fucking on

Man what the fuck are ya doing?

You're running over the snow blower with the lawn mower

Blow on your bagpipes from Baghdad

Bagpipes from Baghdad

When will it ever cease? For Pete sakes he's crazy to say the least

Bagpipes from Baghdad

What's going through my mind, half the time when I rhyme while blowing on my

Bagpipes from Baghdad

Somebody turn the vacancy sign on 'cause I'm gone, blowing on my

Bagpipes from Baghdad

I run the streets and act like a madman holding a Glad bag

In the bed with two brain dead lesbian vegetables

I bet you they become heterosexual

Nothing will stop me from molesting you

Titty fucking you till your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles

Is what I said to the two conjoined twins

How's it going girlfriends? You need a boyfriend?

You need some ointment? Just set up an appointment

Who's gonna see the doctor first we'll do a coin flip

I just got my one year sobriety coin chip

When the bad get going, how bad does the going get?

Baby you shouldn't have any trouble rubbing groins with

Each other especially when your joined at the hip

I'm going to get a needle and thread from the sewing kit

And attempt to separate 'em and stitch them back at the loin, shit

Lure the little boy with the chocolate Chips Ahoy chip

Cookie, lookie, even took me a Polaroid flick

Bagpipes from Baghdad

When will it ever cease? For Pete sakes he's crazy to say the least

Bagpipes from Baghdad

What's going through my mind, half the time when I rhyme while blowing on my

Bagpipes from Baghdad

Somebody turn the vacancy sign on cause I'm gone, blowing on my

Bagpipes from Baghdad

I run the streets and act like a madman holding a Glad bag of bagpipes from Baghdad

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Huhummm diddddly laaaaaaaaaa

Huhummm diddddly laaaaaaaaaa

Huhummm diddddly laaaaaaaaaa