Перевод песни Ass Like That - Eminem

The way you shake it, I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an ass like that

The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

D-doing doing doing

I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true

I ain't never seen an ass like that

The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

D-doing doing doing

The way she moves she's like a belly dancer

She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams, I

Think someone's at the door, but I don't think I'm gon' answer

Police saying, "Freeze!", d-doing doing doing

What do you mean "freeze"?

Please, I'm a human being, I have needs

I'm not done, not till I'm finished peeing

I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing

Mr. Officer, I'm already on my knees

I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me

And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee

Pee, pee, yes I make R&B

I sing song it go, "ring-e-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching"

Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid

If I offend I'm sorry, please please forgive

For I am Triumph the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet

I can get away with anything I say and you will love it

The way you shake it, I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an ass like that

The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

D-doing, doing, doing

Jessica Simpson looks oh so tempting

Nick, I ain't never seen an ass like that

Every time I see that show on MTV my pee-pee goes

D-doing, doing, doing

Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome

Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums

I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn

Police saying, "Freeze!", d-doing doing doing

What do you mean "freeze", geez, I just got my seat?

I have ticket look, I put away my zipper-zip

Please do not remove me from this movie theater please

I did not even get to see Mary-Kate's shower scene

I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene

And don't treat me like I'm Pee-wee Herman, this movie's PG

Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney

I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free

Free, yes, free, right back on the streets

What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy

I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man

And I can say that and you'll laugh, 'cause there's a puppet on my hand

(Ha, ha, ha)

The way you shake it, I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an ass like that

The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

D-doing, doing, doing

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so

I ain't never seen a butt like that

Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee-pee go

D-doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she dances like a go-go

In that video she sings get out your poles, so

I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo

Police saying, "Freeze!", d-doing doing doing

What do you mean "freeze", my computers would be seized?

And my keys to my ranch, I just baked cookies

Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these

Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this

Nobody is safe from me, no not even me

I don't even know if I can say the word pee-pee, pee

On the radio, but I think I did

Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit?

Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid

I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick

Get to the chopper, everybody get out

I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down

The way you shake it, I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an ass like that

The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

D-doing doing doing

So Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me please?

I ain't never seen an ass like that

'Cause the way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

D-doing, doing, doing

Dr. Dre: Fuck is wrong with you?

(Ha)