Перевод песни My Dad’s Gone Crazy - Eminem feat. Hailie Jade

TV Presenter:

Hello boys and girls

Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships

Do you have a daddy?

I'll bet you do

*Door opens*

Who's your daddy?

Hailie:

Daddy, what're you doing?

Eminem:

Haha

Eminem & Hailie:

Ok then! everybody, listen up

Eminem:

I'm going to hell, who's coming with me?

Hailie:

Somebody, please help him

*giggle*

I think my dad gone crazy

There's no mountain I can't climb, there's no tower too high

No plane that I can't learn how to fly

What do I gotta do to get through to you, to show you

There ain't nothing I can't take this chainsaw to

Fucking brains brawn, and brass balls

I cut 'em off, then got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar

Inside of a hall with my framed autograph

Sunglasses with Elton John's name on my drag wall

I'm out the closet, I been lying my ass off

All this time, me and Dre been fucking with hats off

Dr Dre:

Suck it Marshall

Eminem:

Tell laura and her husband to back off

Before I push this motherfucking button and blast off

And launch one of these russians and that's all

Blow every fucking thing, except Afghanistan on the map off

We wanna stop, we wanna knock the crap off

*Knocking* Haley, tell 'em baby

Hailie:

My dad's lost it

There's really nothing else to say ha, I can't explain it

(I think my dad gone crazy)

A little help from Hailie jade won't ya tell em', maybe

(I think my dad gone crazy)

There's nothing you could do or say that could ever change me

(I think my dad gone crazy)

There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie

(I think my dad gone crazy)

It's like my mother always told me

*Eminem Impersinates His Mom* Rnrnrnrnrnrrrr, n codeine

N goddamit, you little motherfucker

If you ain't got nothing nice to say then don't say nothing

Er.. Fuck that shit, bitch

Eat a motherfucking dick Chew on a prick, and lick

A million motherfucking cocks per second

I'd rather put out a motherfucking gospel record

I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy

And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring

In my nose then quit bringing my flows

Quit giving me my ammo Can't you see why I'm so mean?

If y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be my M.O

I wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie mo

Catch a homo by his toe, man I don't know no more

Am I the only fucking one who's normal any more?

Hailey:

Dad

There's really nothing else to say ha, I can't explain it

(I think my dad gone crazy)

A little help from Hailie jade won't ya tell em', maybe

(I think my dad gone crazy)

There's nothing you could do or say that could ever change me

(I think my dad gone crazy)

There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie

(I think my dad gone crazy)

My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise

And at the same time, make you dry your eyes

With the same rhyme, so what you're seeing is a genius at work

Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinter

Pret it at first, cuz when I speak, it's tongue in cheek

I'd yank my fucking teeth

Before I'd ever bite my tongue I'd slice my gums

Get struck by fucking lightning twice at once

And die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son

And walk around the rest of my life spit on

And kicked and hit with shit, every time I sung

Like R. Kelly as soon as Bump 'n Grind comes on

More pain inside o' my brain

Than in the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane

Aimed at the world trade, standing on Ronny's grave

Screaming at the sky, the clouds gather it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade

And that's pretty much the gist of it

Parents are pissed, but the kids love it

Nine millimeter, heaters stashed in two-seaters with meat cleavers

I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither

There's really nothing else to say ha, I can't explain it

"(I think my dad gone crazy)"

A little help from Hailie jade won't ya tell em', maybe

"(I think my dad gone crazy)"

There's nothing you could do or say that could ever change me

"(I think my dad gone crazy)"

There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie

"(I think my dad gone crazy)"

Crazy

You're funny daddy