Baby, you're the baddest
Baby, you're the baddest girl and uh
Nobody else matters
Nobody else matters girl and uh
We're kissing in the bathroom
We're kissing in the bathroom girl and uh
I hope nobody catch us
But I kinda hope they catch us
Anyway
A new york nine's an everywhere-else six
Timewise, the opposite goes for chicks
I'm in a taxi, texting with my best friend
He's sleeping with this girl that he met up on west end
He's lucky, she's a career woman, no kids
Most girls see the clothes and try and gold dig
Most hoes poke holes in trojans
Most people don't fucking hit the lotto but my folks did
I'm a mess
That don't rhyme with shit, it's just true
Don't bring your girlfriend here, it's just you
When I'm depressed you're someone I run to
But, I guess meet me at pianos
And cross-fading off of nanos
Ugh, on that hipster shit
And you's a hipster, bitch
Yo, but not in the lame way
Like, you ain't living out in bk
Like, you ain't working on a screenplay
Like, your baby daddy ain't a DJ
Like, she listening to old freeway
Cause everybody listens to biggie, but she different
Right, that's why your friends need wristbands?
Fuck you
And can I have this dance?
We could pretend if you want to, like
We in love and started dating after art school
Cause either way we both lying more than half of the time
Except for when I'm home working on your graphic design
Everytime we see each other I'm taking you home
Our relationship has gotten sylvester stalone
Yellow 9/11 persian girl in the back car
But me writing a verse the only way they buying a bar
White boys used to trip and send me over a gin
But they busy showing off each other Indian friend
She got ironic tattoos on her back
That ain't ironic bitch, I love rugrats
Watching lames handle they fame
They bang any broad with bangs
In a band with an animal name
Hannibal came drinking a handle of jameson
Analling anyone is the plan for the evening
I'm kidding, stop
Girl crying on ludlow
She still look good though
Love is eastside, who are you to hate?
Movie ass, not a 10 but a super 8
You ain't see me at the show, I was super great
Hotel penthouse, go on and let it roominate
City never sleeps, so I guess I'm never slept on
Did everything I could, then I kept going
Ooh girl, I wanna know
Are you ready to cry, 'cause I'm no good, no good
Ooh girl, I wanna try
I'm an awful guy and I'm always away
And I'm trying to say
I'mma piece of shit
Believe in this
I'm telling you
'Cause we barely knew, what we had
I'm not that bad, the fun we had
Ooh
