I thought I heard a chainsaw
Rather late last night
I woke this morning and I knew I was right
I got the cut-in-half blues
Well the last thing I saw
Was the big long saw
I got the cut-in-half blues
I knew we were in trouble
I knew she lost her head
When she started bringing all those power tools to bed
I got the cut-in-half blues
Well the last thing I saw
Was the big long saw
I got the cut-in-half blues
(little beck skat riff)
I'm laying in my grave
All I do is grunt
'Cause the undertaker got all mixed up
And put my ass in the front
I got the cut-in-half blues
Well the last thing I saw
Was the big long saw
I got the cut-in-half blues (achoo!)
